Monday, October 5, 2009

Conversations

Conversations I had today...

First grade boy: Miss W, isn't the navy part of the cemetery?
Me: Well, I think it's part of the MILITARY.
Boy: Yeah, and the Color Guard is part of the cemetery too, right?

Another first grade boy: Where can you buy these? (asking about the crackers I was passing out for snack)
Me: Probably Walmart or any grocery store.
Boy: Walmart is evil.
Me: Why do you say that?
Boy: That's what my mom told me.

First grade girl: If my dad was here, it would smell really bad.
Me: Why do you say that? Does he smell?
Girl: Yeah, he farts all the time. We have to open the windows in the car a lot and I never will use the bathroom after him.

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